How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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