How did th-A fridge.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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hear hear

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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black people

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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