rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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