- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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