Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I literally died laughing

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Face...tastes like chicken!

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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