- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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