How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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