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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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