what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Women's Rights

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

the midget went to the midget store

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

chirs

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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