- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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