Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

darude- sandstorm

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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