thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

An Aisian failed a test

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Boxing on Boxing Day

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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