- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

dry handjob

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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