What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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