- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Racial Equality

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

why did the man die? he had cancer

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Oh, go away

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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