A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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