how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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