- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

a man walks into a bar and dies

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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