If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

what happens when you wake up inception

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

knock knock. no one's home..

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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