- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

girls basketball

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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