A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why? Because racecar.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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