Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Anti Joke

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