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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Animal

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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