Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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