- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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