- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

You know whats funny Aids

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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