What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What comes after 69? 70

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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