What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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The NBA lockout

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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i like pie

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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