- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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