- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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