What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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