- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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