- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Where's my tractor?

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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