- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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