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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What black and has children A black man

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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