What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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