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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Hail Hitler

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

whats up and also down? your mum

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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