- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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