So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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