- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

The EPA.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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