- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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