- Anti Joke

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.