- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Dyslexics have more nuf!

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

ask me if im a door yes

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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