- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Vagina cream... end of story

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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