- Anti Joke

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Women's rights

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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