- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What's an Anti Joke?

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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