White men's rights

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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