- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

poop.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What? Yes.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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