- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

i have a christmas tree.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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