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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

SUCK MY NUTS

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

the lemon was sweet.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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