How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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