How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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PENIS

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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