- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

guess what>? your mum lol

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

mmm i love marble bumhole

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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