- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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