Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Anti Joke

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